May 10, 2015
Hamburglar is all grown up
McDonald's archnemesis, the burger-stealing Hamburglar, has recently gone an extreme makeover. The new Hamburglar is all grown up, and not just that, but he's also now an actual human being. He even has a family, from whom he's been keeping his secret identity, kinda like Clark Kent.
This sexified (well look at that sexy unshaven look) Hamburglar is in line with McDonald's new sirloin third pound burgers. Premium means it can't be endorsed by just some punk donning a sweaty, big wobbly head cartoonish mascot. So they went for a sexy dad, a DILF even.
And yet we still don't know what McDonald's puts in their patties and fries and their fares. Plus, if you check the ingredients of their tomato ketchup, it's got high fructose corn syrup (HFCS). At least they're honest.